THE ZYNGA EXPERIENCE

ABOUT AS CLOSE TO REAL AS A BLOWUP DOLL..BUT THATS HOW A MACHINE"IS"AND"IT"CAN BE ALTERED TO"RAKE"YOU OVER THE COALS..ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU REACH A TRIPLE DIGIT FIGURE..YOU HAVE 985,000..YOULL SPEND SOME TIME THERE PLAYING REAL CLOSE TO THE VEST..THE FIX IS IN.. I SUGGEST AT THAT POINT TO BAIL OUT, AND MAYBE PLAY"JUMP"TO CHECK THE ROLL OF THE MACHINE..I NO LIKE WHAT I SEE IN 10-15 HANDS I BAIL AND SEEK ANOTHER POKER SITE..WSOP OR FRESH DECK, FULL TILT,POKER STARS.. "DO THE BOUNCE", ITS PRODUCTIVE.!.DONT BECOME COMPLACENT AT ONE SITE, WORK THE MACHINE LIKE A SIX SPEED GEARBOX, MANY GEARS OR METHODS TO SHIFT TO AND DEFEAT THE MOTHERBOARDS PROGRAMABLE GLITCHES.!.IF YOU PURCHASE CHIPS MAKE IT A SMALL AMOUNT..COUPLE OF BUCKS.. AND ALSO YOULL EVENTUALLY SEE THAT JUST PLAYING WITH THEIR GRATUITY MONEY IS A"NO NO", YOU ARE TAGGED AND BAGGED EVERY TIME YOU REACH A HIGH MARK WHICH IS YOUR BUY IN AMOUNTS CEILING..AT SOME POINT NEAR THE TRIPLE DIGIT MARK YOULL LOSE TO EITHER A HIGHER STRAIGHT WITH A ONE POINT CARD DIFFERENTIAL THAT COULD BE A FULLHOUSE THATS A TINY BIT HIGHER THAN YOURN.!.SKEPTICAL.?. YA BETTER BE..! EYE HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN IN A TOURNAMENT TWO FULLHOUSES THAT CLOSE IN THEIR APPROXIMATE CARD VALUE.. RARE.. AT THAT RATE THE "MAJOR" RAKE IS THEN EXPOSED..TWICE OR MORE TIMES HAVE I BUSTED POKER STARS FOR EMPLOYING FIVE TENS IN A SINGLE POKER HAND..HAD A CAMERA ON HAND AT THE TIME..SO BEWARE PLAYMONEY FOLKS..YOUR AT RISK WITH THE MACHINES MERCY WHICH IS NONE..!.HIGH RISK..ITS LIKE CASING SLOT MACHINES IN VEGAS..WISHFUL LOADED CRAPS..! HAVE FUN.!! ITS A FOOLS PARADISE..! P.S..AND NOWADAYS THEY THROW ME OUT CAUSE IM WINNING WITH A"NO SEATS AVAILABLE CRAP WITH A 4G-SIGNAL 3-BAR INTERRUPTION GLITCH THAT ENDS A POSSIBLE STREAK".. LOUSY TACTICS ZYNGOW EMPLOYS TO INTERRUPT THE ALGORITHM FLOW.. BOGUS BUT STILL FUN IF YOU"DO THE BOUNCE"..! IT SEEMS THAT ITS NOT THAT EASY FOR THEM TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR "JUMP" INTENTIONS.!. A PLUS 4U.!! ALL IN ALL IT STILL REMAINS A FOOLS PARADISE INNA MACHINE.!

Tommy@CL-Maliboo Norte about Zynga Poker ™ - Texas Hold'em, v21.19